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@Greasy_Slag
ooh the pleasure of having labourers in the family. just got this txt. I appologise for the tone but of all those i got.. this is the only one i could put here.
After having a 69 with his girlfriend Brian remembered he had an appointment at the dentist. He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so he brushed his teeth, used dentil floss & swilled a bottle of listerene. As he arrived at the Dentist he took his seat and ate a packet of strong mints.
His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The Dentist got close and said "did you have a 69 before you came here?"
"How did you know? does my breath smell of fanny?" replied Brian
"No" said the Dentist. "You have a skid mark on your forehead"