Spotted...

It is beyond a joke though. Every fucking time I'm spotted in this thread its by some gushing bint saying something like "Spotted this DREAMY chap, balding with pasty complexion on a white Schwinn, effortlessly carving through traffic at breakneck speed. Fuckin LOVE to tap that up"

Makes me sick every time it happens... which is loads.

Christ this made me laugh, spat tea onto my crotch (trying to avoid laptop). I don't think I've ever heard the phrase 'Gushing Bint' before, I wouldn't want to google it either