The New Oxford Street Ride

Can sumone lend me sum brakless for this ride? My bike doesn't have any.

1.tynan
2.MAX
3.tynan
4.slamm
5.edscoble
6.tynan
7.goodhead (as long as we can call in at Selfridges)
8.tynan
8.5 lpg
9.k
10.a
11.t
12.t
13.t

1. tynan
   
2. tynan
   
3. sorethroat
   
4. tynan
   
5. jerkface (yes, that's me)
   
6. lndngrrl
   
7. hippy + sled dogs + sas survival expert + camera crew
   
8. cliveo and family
   
9. dov
   
10. tynan
    
11. tylanol
    
12. Archibald Pelagois
    
13. Tymon 'Tynan' Dogg
    
14. Jebus
    
15. Andy.w + all seven living members of the IoM's population. Kippers for Balki.
    
16. jaw (+7 dwarfs to give sexual favours at the finish line)
    
17. MA3K
    34.C.B
    
18. diapo
    
19. lemondragonfly
    
20. Regal
    
21. Dibs Slag
    
22. Timmy