Bike noise, creak, click, creaks, clicks, clicking, pinging sound - help

wouldn't it be more pretentious to claim I've got a new bike coming when (hopefully) 80% of the components stay the same?

It is wack-as-fuck whatever you call it if you can not put a crank on properly and then try to pass it off as shit manufacturing when it inevitably goes wrong.

Does anyone know of a some golden combinations of BB and crankset which can handle a bit of skidding?