I merited two police with lights and sirens to fine me for urinating down a drain.
They had been tipped off by the CCTV operator and raced to catch me red handed.
Needless to say there was not much else happening in Winchester on a Sunday night it would seem.
If I had been rather more polite they would conceivably have let me go with a ticking off, but I was "in drink" as they say and started referring to them as Sherlock and Columbo from the off, which seemed to annoy them.
I merited two police with lights and sirens to fine me for urinating down a drain.
They had been tipped off by the CCTV operator and raced to catch me red handed.
Needless to say there was not much else happening in Winchester on a Sunday night it would seem.
If I had been rather more polite they would conceivably have let me go with a ticking off, but I was "in drink" as they say and started referring to them as Sherlock and Columbo from the off, which seemed to annoy them.
That pee cost me £60 in the end.