South East beers - Tuesdays @ The Roebuck, SE1 4YG

How's about next week as a definite then. I'll by Neil a beer to encourage him to come. :)

If anyone else fancies "encouraging me" then I will swallow my pride, and also the beer.

So Roebuck tonight then? I am returning a sewing machine to John Lewis but I should be able to swing by on the journey back.

I'll be going to the Roebuck.

Just lost a major deal to Cisco (boo! hiss!), so need cheering up- bring your best jokes please.

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'.

She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'.

She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

bwahahaHAAAAAAAA!

bitch

Oh look, a sparrow.

Made me chuckle, many thanks.

Cisco can suck my balls.

They can have a crack at mine too, if they're that way inclined.

You coming tonight Balki?

I'll be going to the Roebuck.

Just lost a major deal to Cisco (boo! hiss!), so need cheering up- bring your best jokes please.
If it makes you feel any better, I know that one of their staff recently broke his arm in a midlife-crisis-inspired skateboarding mishap.

Wikipedia blocked here at work Tiswas, and I have not heard of the ditty.

More things such as you cannot run 48 Cisco phones from a Cisco 48 port Power over Ethernet switch because they are too power hungry, yet people still buy the bloody things because "no one ever got sacked for buying Cisco".

Gah!

i'd vote for the roebuck again as well, as i know where it is when i head over after i met up with my girl somewhere in town, since i have no access to the mighty forum after 6. i can find that pub easy you see. so i head down there late_ish for a quick one on my way home, well or how is the mood to meet at this woolpack place from ^^^^ up there.

You coming tonight Balki?

Yep... have a look out there. Marvellous!

I have a thirst but no lights :(

hold a candle as you ride?

Also: JL have agreed to pick up sewing machine but I'll still be late cus we have a new policy on donning uniforms whilst drunk. lame.

I have a thirst but no lights :(

I haz spare rear light with baggy clippy thing on.

Arse, my lights are on my other bike.

I haz spare rear light with baggy clippy thing on.

I like you.

Okay, lots of votes but was there ever a decision? Roebuck? I could leave work now if I knew there would be people somewhere to drink beer with. There are people somewhere aren't there?

I'm off to the Roebuck with at least 3 people there. Its a start.

i'm heading to roebuck now.

excellent. Just got stuck in something at work but I'll be there by 6-6.15. See you then.

Might have to make a first appearance tonight.