Is this bullshit?

This girl text me twice today and posted several photos from her phone on facebook.
I called her today and it rung off to answerphone. A few days ago she invited herself around Sunday because she said she likes me, wants to be with me and thought it'd be good to spend the day at my house drinking wine, eating pizza then staying over. She is quite difficult to understand but she is very sweet.

She sent me a message this evening.

fucknuggets

hello

am having a bad day.

stupid effing phone doesn't work, dropped it and it smashed last night now it won't even recieve calls its been dodge all day.
have the hangover from hell and my 'i' key on my keyboard doesnt work

now i have to look after my grandma tomorrow

shite, basically.

at least i have now slept. are you at work? how is it? i may have to have some hair of the dog

apparantly i was very drunk last night

am waiting for dan to come home so i can borrow his phone to maybe call u?
if not, speak later if i find my old phone to put sim in

sorry i can't come tomorrow :(
hope u ok
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now, is this bullshit? (aside from the obvious lie) Or by some crazy chance could this be true?

All opinions, digs, or irrelivant amusing comments are welcome.

Have you got a cellar? If so, use it.

No. A small patio and a utility room

she sound like an airhead frankly.

my 'i' key on my keyboard doesnt work

gave herself away there, rather, didn't she?

sounds like she likes you.

gave herself away there, rather, didn't she?

It would have made more sense if she said the 'shift' key didn't work

Text her back, tell her that you love old people and would like to help her look after her Grandma. Then, when her backs turned, shag her Grandma and post some pictures on facebook. That'll teach her!

Text her back, tell her that you love old people and would like to help her look after her Grandma. Then, when her backs turned, shag her Grandma and post some pictures on facebook. That'll teach her!

+1

fucknugget.

**"Is this Bulshit?"

**what with her wonky i and your unreliable l I can't see this endng happiy.

lol.

Not sure this is really a popcorn thread, am I missing something?

**"Is this Bulshit?"

**what with her wonky i and your unreliable l I can't see this endng happiy.

lol.Not sure this is really a popcorn thread, am I missing something?
well this is the first thread i have enjoyed for a while mainly because im not the focus of attention (in a bad way xD)

There are limits, I can take a dig but that is harsh.

It's not like she fucked my dad or I have fucked her Grandma............yet

There are limits, I can take a dig but that is harsh.

It's not like she fucked my dad or I have fucked her Grandma............yet
This is deffo a popcorn thread for me, thoroughly enjoying it :D

Why has my darkest moment suddenly popped up on Twitter? Fucknuggets!

But Malibu is suffering. Suffering!

This is deffo a popcorn thread for me, thoroughly enjoying it :D

But Malibu is suffering. Suffering!

sobbs like a bitch

xD

This thread has been rated Terrible.

without pictures this thread is useless.

asking for relationship advice on a cycling forum full of gear nerds and alcoholic australians in self-imposed exile is useless.

that girl is useless.

Invite her to a Mosque

just give her one at least its better than a five finger shuffle.........