What do you like the most about your fixie?

oh golly

on 19 february 1980, my fixie, 33 at the time, passed out after a night of heavy skidding in a london park. It was left to sleep locked to railings, at 67 overhill road in east dulwich, south london. The following afternoon, we found the fixie wheel-less with no seat, stem or handlebars and alerted the authorities. The fixie was rushed to brick lane bikes in east london, where it was pronounced dead on arrival. Kicked-in down-tube and erosion by vomit was the cause of the fixie's death, and the official cause was listed as "exposure" and "death by misadventure". The fixie frame was hung on a wall by his family in fremantle, western australia.

woo!

my bike has hands that do dishes that are mild as a lamb.

I like that i don't refer to it as a fixie...

My bike is the keymaster,

are you the gatekeeper?

Is it ghostbusters 2?

YouTube - Iain Lee presents...Is it Ghostbusters 2?

The fact that it rides like a Geisha in honey

My bike can find it's own way home from Brick Lane

Which is better than when your bike finds it's own way to Brick Lane, somehow shedding the lock you placed on it moments before...

My bike hatched in a bot fly.

My bike started a thread with a title that rhymed with the title of another thread and it was fucking hilarious!

Not your bike too? Tell your bike it's getting past a joke now.

My bike started a thread with a title that rhymed with the title of another thread and it was fucking hilarious!