Brick Lane Bikes (BLB) Bike Shop

I dont often get out east, so i thought i'd take the opportunity to go into BLB and shop 14 for the first time today as i would be in bethnal green.

I will be in the market for a 19t cog for a freewheel in a couple of weeks time so thought i'd pop in to see prices/if they stock em. I asked the shop assistant guy in BLB if they had any and when it was clear what i was after and that they didn't have any he quickly lost interest in the conversation and turned his back on me in what i consider a rude manner.

Now ever since I was a lad growing up on a military research base, I've had anger issues. But a recent accident, during my study of nanotechnology and gamma rays, has really exagerated my issues.
As I stood staring at his back, I felt my head start to pound, and my muscles start to swell. With my last gasp of sanity i checked that I was wearing my super stretch purple undies. I was. I let all my anger out, turning bright green with rage.
The salesman started to scream with fear, but I soon silenced him with a nearby D-lock. Which I used to kill him in the face. Before jumping through the roof to confront my estranged father.

Surely in the current financial climate they cant have that many trusafarians/hipsters throwing money at them to be so rude to walk in customers? Surfice to say i wont be going in there again

Sounds like a worthy post to me.