I think the OP should've lied a bit to make the story better for retelling it on The Internet. I would've said that he burped in my face, farted then waved me out of the shop with two fingers up, then coughed the word 'cunt' as I walked out the door.
I think the OP should've lied a bit to make the story better for retelling it on The Internet. I would've said that he burped in my face, farted then waved me out of the shop with two fingers up, then coughed the word 'cunt' as I walked out the door.