LFGSS Jersey (My Little Pony idea)

It's like when people decribe themselves as a bit 'craaazzzzyyyy' or a bit 'funky'...when in actual fact they're just really normal people who like to make fools of themselves in public from time to time. :)

Halloween Parade

There's a down town fairy singing out Proud Mary

    as she cruises Christopher Street
    And some Southern Queen is acting loud and mean
    where the docks and the Badlands meet
    This Halloween is something to be sure
    Especially to be here without you

There's a Greta Garbo and an Alfred Hitchcock

    and some black Jamaican stud
    There's five Cinderellas and some leather drags
    I almost fell into my mug
    There's a Crawford, Davis and a tacky Cary Grant
    And some Homeboys lookin' for trouble down here from the Bronx

But there ain't no Hairy and no Virgin Mary

    you won't hear those voices again
    And Johnny Rio and Rotten Rita
    you'll never see those faces again
    This Halloween is something to be sure
    Especially to be here without you

There's the Born Again Losers and the Lavender Boozers

    and some crack team from Washington Heights
    The boys from Avenue B and the girls from Avenue D
    a Tinkerbell in tights
    This celebration somehow get me down
    Especially when I see you're not around

There's no Peter Pedantic saying things romantic

    in Latin, Greek or Spic
    There's no Three bananas or Brandy Alexander
    dishing all their tricks
    It's a different feeling that I have today
    Especially when I know you've gone away

There's a girl from Soho with a teeshirt saying I Blow

    she's with the jive five 2 plus 3
    And the girls for pay dates are giving cut rates
    or else doing it for free
    The past keeps knock, knock, knocking on my door
    And I don't want to hear it anymore

No consolations please for feelin' funky

    I got to get my head above my knees
    But it makes me mad and mad makes me sad
    and then I start to freeze

In the back of my mind I was afraid it might be true

    In the back of my mind I was afraid that they meant you
    The Halloween Parade
    At the Halloween parade 
    At the Halloween parade 
    See you next year, at the Halloween parade

Lou Reed