Best 'cocktail' I ever made was a 'dad's booze cupboard raid' concoction, rum/whisky/vodka/port/sherry/ouzo/blue sapphire/gin mixed together in a volvic bottle, me and a friend were found comatosed in the middle of Kingston town centre by mates who we were supposed to meet. The folly of youth
I'm glad I'm still young enough to make follies.