You RLJ you get catched :(

I think they should throw life size child dummies under the wheels of cyclists who run pedestrian crossings at speed whilst peds are trying to cross. That would shit the twats up and be more effective than a fine in making them think twice next time.

Jeeez whats the problem with jumping the odd red? aslong as you steer* around *the peds it's all good.

last copper to say this to me added: "what would your parents think"
I said: "I'm an orphan sir"
he said "whats you name"
I said "oliver sir"
conversation ends.

Fucking QUALITY!! I'll try and remember that one.

Maybe we should start a **'funny things to say to police' **thread?

They should arrest cyclists who ride on the pavement.

I got fined £40 when I was 17 for cycling on a pavement, complete joke. Now I just ride right in the middle of my lane, fuck them.