Football

Samaras is distinctly average, even up here. He gets a game because we've not got an embarrassment of riches when it comes to strikers. When Scott Brown - the world's most goal-shy midfielder - is playing up front, you know you've got problems.

I'm grateful to big George for the timely goal, but it'd be a surprise if he scores another before the end of August. :-)

Fair enough, he was dreadful at City, which made everyone wonder what the fuck Pearce was doing spending £6m we couldn't afford on him. How times change :)