Horse Rage

All these great puns jokeying for the top spot.

Hey man, you're clutching at straws.

don't look a gift horse in the mouth

If it had been me I would have been seeing red(rum).

Horses are cunts. Had to jump off one at full gallop when I was 10yo....never touched one since

I fell off a horse when it was galloping when I was 14. I got dragged along a beach in Kenya for 200 metres by this fucking crazy horse because my foot was still stuck in the stirrup. I genuinely thought I was going to get stamped on and die.

I fell off a horse when it was galloping when I was 14. I got dragged along a beach in Kenya for 200 metres by this fucking crazy horse because my foot was still stuck in the stirrup. I genuinely thought I was going to get stamped on and die.

Sounds lke a frightening experience for sher(gar)

Was going to add my 2p, but saw it had already been done in the first ten posts before decending into another pun thread.

Slow down for horses.

Something smells foal around here.

should have crashed into the cow.

What, she was herding a cow on horseback?

let it go Pist.. the Milky Bar audition was a long time ago..

This made me piss myself. Well, metaphorically speaking.

All these great puns jokeying for the top spot.

The puns are ok but not one really wins hands down

We won't be able to keep these horsey jokes up fur-long.

(sorry, that's the best I can do now that the "this thread is pony" one has been done more than once)

Funny, I'd have though off the hoof quips from these guys would be easier said than pun!

(off the cuff, dunno if it's the same thing you guys keep punning on about)

Richmond Park is like a steep(le)chase

Never mind the neigh-sayers, this thread still has legs

Never mind the neigh-sayers, this thread still has legs

4 of them.

Knackers! All the good puns have been taken. This thread is definitely tailing off.

Someone take it outside and shoot it.

Send it to the uhu factory.

We won't be able to keep these horsey jokes up fur-long.

such a shame as in the beginning they were chomping at the bit!

I think they've all been done now folks. Thank god I've been cycling around since this incident with nothing but horse puns flying round my head. Now I am at peace and for that I thank you all. I now declare this thread dead.

I now declare this thread dead.

:l

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horses are gay.
fact.

noooo it's a night mare

if you feel the need you can a-dressage us all

I canter handle any more of these jokes!