Have you got a fat arse?

Jesus fucking christ..!!!

So you're to a few pounds the same hieght and weight as me, but my sit bones are twice as wide, plus a little extra for good measure, than yours.

No wonder people say I have a girl's arse.

I'd never have thought there'd be so much variance in men's arse-geometry. Are women a bit more consistent, or is it as bad for them?

Well taking the (not very large) sample of girls who've sat on my lap I'd say there's far more varience. And I'd say it's equally unrelated to height or weight...