Have you got a fat arse?

Ok, comparing people who are different hights and weights is a bit pointless the gap between your sit bones is completely unrelated.

I'm currently 15 stone 4 (was once 20 stone) and 6 foot 1, I've just mesured the gap between my sit bones: 65mm... it appears my girlfriend is right I have the smallest penis in the world!

I am shocked........