What makes a fakenger?

salmonchild i had my suspicions about you guys- jack, you told me i was the only one for you, a little part inside of me has died.

Your prostate? yeeaaaaah...

It's the nested quoting above (page 2) that pushes the screen text over. Peeps could kill off their quoting to fix it.

so, i have a shoulder bag that accomodates my stuff, carries my computer and doesnt get in my way when i am cycling...ahem posing. am i a fakenger? this sht just adds to all my other anxieties about cycling in London, its enough to drive me back to the village.

have you mounted a childs walkie talky on the shoulder strap to kid people into thinking you ride your vintage italian track frame further than cafe nero?
if not, you're probably alright.

you haven't tasted my mums cooking

+1 . Oh, the painful memories...

And I can never be a fakenger - I'm a dayglo commuter.

But it does have its upsides. After getting cut up, it does have a certain gravity when you catch them up at the next lights, stand your bike to the side and walk over to their car, suggesting that if they can't see a 15-odd stone man of 6'1 wearing a bright yellow T-shirt with reflective bands on it, then they may wish to visit Specsavers, before they get themselves hurt.

sHit, ZOMBIE THREAD. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.

sHit, ZOMBIE THREAD. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.

+1

That is an awesome pic, cheers I needed a new wallpaper.

^^^^ claps

Oh man, that vegan zombie picture is so awesome a spit granola out my nose when I saw it. Which hurt, but in a totally worth it sort of way.

i had my suspicions about you guys- jack, you told me i was the only one for you, a little part inside of me has died.

the gerbil?

You could employ someone to tell you where to go.

My rate is £10 per call for the first 10 calls and £15 for all subsequent calls.

I have decided to take being a fakenger to the next level.

I cycle from post room to post room, dropping off empty packages addressed to fictional people.

I have been doing that for years!

your copying my style

I hate all these bloody fakefakengers

Have i missed the why its cool to be a messenger?

I ain't no faker, although I do lust for a Baileyworks bag mind!

Oh man, that vegan zombie picture is so awesome a spit granola out my nose when I saw it. Which hurt, but in a totally worth it sort of way.

I want to put it on a t-shirt!

I have decided to take being a fakenger to the next level.

I cycle from post room to post room, dropping off empty packages addressed to fictional people.

That actually sounds quite fun.

Have i missed the why its cool to be a messenger?

cos you get to sit in a tunnel earning no money with a really fucking loud extractor fan in the background while making shit posts on lfgss?

oh, wait, that's just me.

Granola = YUPPIE

I ain't no faker, although I do lust for a Baileyworks bag mind!

I would at least lust after a nice bag, if I were you.

Granola = YUPPIE

No, it ='s American. We don't do muslie in the states, thanks god. What a nasty, horrible idea.

a true fakenger would shop in the bike shop version of one of these

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100304/tuk-smart-new-tyneside-shop-is-just-a-fr-45dbed5.html

Check out BikeRadars' use of the word fakenger...

http://www.bikeradar.com/gear/category/bikes/road/product/review-specialized-langster-steel-12-38969

Nuff LOL's

i use tri bars in traffic