Have you got a fat arse?

ooh, now I'm interested.

andyp = skinny little cyclist, more meat on a butcher's pencil
hovis = burly, could be a bouncer at a sixth form college
dammit = weight yo-yos wildly, true arse unknown

if the arione can sort all these people out it may truly be the saddle of all saddles..

But then again, both me and hippy ride the same saddle (and variants thereof), and there's a chasm of about 25kg between us*. It isn't an Arione.

*neatly filled by MrSmyth.