I hate

my girlfriend started a new job this morning and was checking the bags of stuff she'd brought home from her old desk before taking them off the new place. before she left she unpacked three things and left them on the bed:
1 - a "this is what a feminist looks like" tee shirt.
2 - a groucho marx false nose and glasses set and
3 - a £50 spearmint rhino token.

i do wonder what her (and her ovaries) get up to at work sometimes.

I used to contract for a certain Mr Whelan..
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2528280/Lapdance-IDPP-Consulting-for-employee-Rachel-Kelly-at-Spearmint-Rhino.html

I am in the process of starting a lawsuit against him.. because he NEVER TOOK US to Spearmint Rhino!