What makes someone a hipster... or not?

Fail!

wheres my fuckin capitals??? that FAIL was supposed to be in fuckin massive capital letters to add emphasis to fucking FAIL!

I'll kickbox your fucken heads off, you fucken hipsters.... particularly if you are english, and vegan.

particularly if you are english, and vegan.

What if you're an Anglophile, and vegan? I think you know who you are...

Actually, the english are ok...

And I know a cute girl who is a vegan.

Sorry, im drunk already.

Does Anglophile mean you fuck english folk?

Are you actually drunk?

I'll kickbox your fucken heads off, you fucken hipsters.... particularly if you are english, and vegan.

hahaha

Does Anglophile mean you fuck english folk?

haha

Are you actually drunk?

It was an accident.

Hey Murts!!!

Good morning!!!

hiya balks

If you keep going til this evening we can rename you 'barfi' instead.

To achieve the current hipster look, simply roll up every sleeve and trouser leg on your person and get a blind homeless to cut your hair.

Anyone who refers to themselves as a "hipster" is a knob.

Same goes for referring to yourself as a goth, emo, hippy, fuckin whatever.

You decided to "be" this thing, and went to the shop to buy it. Cool fail.

knob for joining a group?

knob for joining a group?

yeah if you knowingly conform to any kind of clique or sect you are a fucking dick. just like those fucking internet cycling motherfuckers. clunge plungers, all of them.

hipster is such a 2008 word guys.

can i wear a skate lid or does it make me look like an arse, a trendy or a trendy arse?
i just like them more

i'm irish and vegan. that leaves me... half-kickboxed?

i'm irish and vegan. that leaves me... half-kickboxed?

Is Guinness vegan?

Is Guinness vegan?

powdered fish says no.

If you know the person they are not a hipster, If you don't know them they are a hipster.

Bottles of Becks = beer for the discerning vegan hipster.

I'll kickbox your fucken heads off, you fucken hipsters.... particularly if you are english, and vegan.

Balki, have you been at the Powerthirst again..?

"You'll move so fast, Mother Nature herself will be like 'Sloooowwww dooowwwnnn...' and you'll be like 'FUCK YOU!' and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!!"

i need to take a photo of the hipsters who live a few doors down from me. Fixie-skidders to a man with poorly chosen components on shit frames, 1 brake ss fail, multiple ridiculous haircut/clothing fails and general douche-baggery. Stopped to chat once and one attempted to neg rep me for having 2 brakes on my bike. This whilst tightening his lockring with screwdriver and lump of wood. Tool.

I think everyone on here is a hipster to some extent, myself included. Otherwise we wouldn't come online and talk about ourselves.
Luckily i havent cut my hair in over 5years so on that front at least i can slip the hipster net by simply donning a black tshirt and letting my hair down and hanging out with the last of the goth refugees who fled camden after the great hipster invasion of '07

I ain't a hipster - I ain't even sure what a hipster is - is it the same as a 'scruffy herbert'...?