Fact of the day

In japan it averages at 5.35 inches...... haha.

But they are NJS

My ass hurts because my jeans rub. FACT

girth 4-5inches??? must invest in tape measure cos that seems scary

tip: Make it a cotton tape measure (like the tailors use), those steel builders ones do damage

Guinness is good for you
sigh of relief

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3266819.stm

However, there is more Iron in a pint of cider

I have two daughters and no sons. Fact.

Quote:
Originally Posted by wikepedia

Bob Marley had a number of children: three with his wife Rita, two adopted from Rita's previous relationships, and the remaining seven with separate women.[34] His children are, in order of birth:
[]Imani Carole, born May 22, 1963 to Cheryl Murray
[]Sharon, born November 23, 1964, to Rita in previous relationship;
[]Cedella born August 23, 1967, to Rita;
[]David "Ziggy", born October 17, 1968, to Rita;
[]Stephen, born April 20, 1972, to Rita;
[]Robert "Robbie", born May 16, 1972, to Pat Williams;
[*]Rohan, born May 19, 1972, to Janet Hunt;
[]Karen, born 1973 to Janet Bowen;
[]Stephanie, born August 17, 1974; according to Cedella Booker she was the daughter of Rita and a man called Ital with whom Rita had an affair; nonetheless she was acknowledged as Bob's daughter;
[]Julian, born June 4, 1975, to Lucy Pounder;
[]Ky-Mani, born February 26, 1976, to Anita Belnavis;
[]Damian, born July 21, 1978, to Cindy Breakspeare;
[*]Makeda, born May 30, 1981, to Yvette Crichton.
*

Aston 'family man' Barrett, bassist from the Wailers, has at least 43 children.

girth 4-5inches??? must invest in tape measure cos that seems scary

It's circumference, not diameter... you know that, right? It's not as big as you'd think...

In warm months, you can tell the temperature by listening to a cricket’s chirps. Just count the number of times a single cricket chirps in 15 seconds, add 37 to that number, and you will have the temperature in Fahrenheit degrees. A cricket’s metabolic rate is directly related to the temperature.

In warm months, you can tell the temperature by listening to a cricket’s chirps. Just count the number of times a single cricket chirps in 15 seconds, add 37 to that number, and you will have the temperature in Fahrenheit degrees. A cricket’s metabolic rate is directly related to the temperature.

For those of us who work in celcius... count how many chirps in 25 seconds then divide by 3 and add 4. Simple :)

you breathe guinness?

that can't be good for you

no i breathe air. 80% nitrogen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth's_atmosphere

and the figures i quoted were erect yes.

it´s friday, yesday was thursday and tomoros saturday. fact.

Surely IT people scan their arses. Photocopying is sooooo dated.

I have discovered that the big printer/copier in the office can also scan one's arse and immediately email a PDF of the scan company-wide. Or indeed to anyone else.

all this talk of length and girth of one's member reminds me of a conundrum came across a couple of years ago - even those text message Q&A services were unable to help

is a chode:
a) longer than it is wide, or
b) longer than it's girth (i.e. circumfrence)

[at my school there was one guy with the former (flaccid - not sure erect), who unfortunately was teased/bullied to no end. so i always thought he was in the very small minority of chodes, however if b is the correct definition I would assume that statiscally there is quite a few chodes around]

... on re-reading that it sounds very much like a 'I know this guy' stories

It's circumference, not diameter... you know that, right? It's not as big as you'd think...

right...

^ I thought a chode was as long as it is wide? OR as wide as it is long. Either way not the ideal shape for your dangly bits.

Reggae was invented by the Japanese, it was originally used to prepare vegetables prior to cooking, nowadays is used all over the world as a music.

^ Truth

a choad (as it is spelled around here) is always said to be "as wide as it is long" BUT i would assume that it is actually meant to be "as wide around as it is long" because to really ever have a choad (1st def) one would need cancer of the penis or a micropenis, not common. but for a choad (2nd def) i would imagine is much more common because there is a lot of variation in human penis size. all the comes down to though is, be happy with your penis.

todays fact(?): when you're finger banging, keep ya fingers OUT.

The forearm on any human being is the same length as their foot.

Your armspan is supposed to be the same as your height.

Which proves that I am in fact 4 inches too short and not actually overweight. I am the ideal weight for my ideal height.

The forearm on any human being is the same length as their foot.

i just pulled a muscle from trying to prove that wrong. it is correct

"Senior Vatican officials said women who took the pill would be excommunicating themselves, as would doctors who prescribed it and nurses who administered it."

italy approves pill. religious people get in a massive tizzy. god doesn't care. the world keeps spinning.

Monument, beyond being Wren's monument to the Great Fire of 1666, is also a telescope (thanks to Robert Hooke).

Football fans should stay til the final whistle....whatever the score

maybe widely known by some, but it was my lesson for the day......

of the 16.4 Million Dutch inhabitants, there are 17 million bikes ( in Amsterdam, thats 800,000 bikes for 750,000 people) .....bikes are the most popular form of transportation by a long shot.. they are legally entitled to the right of way.

Amsterdam has 80,000 bikes stolen every year of which 25,000 end up in the canals.

A GOOGOL is a number created (in name) by a child, but used to calculate seemingly impossible sizes, or space quantities.
It is represented by a 1, followed by 100 Zeros, with no decimal place in between them.

1 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000 00000.oo

***Therefore if when someone admits to doing something a Googol times, they are lying. ***
No-one could live the few thousand years necessary to accomplish any such feat.

of the 16.4 Million Dutch inhabitants, there are 17 million bikes ( in Amsterdam, thats 800,000 bikes for 750,000 people) .....bikes are the most popular form of transportation by a long shot.. they are legally entitled to the right of way.

However, there is a requirement for cyclists to use dedicated cycle infrastructure where available. If you don't, you get ordered off the road by the police (as happened to friends of mine when cycling cross-country).

the bbc radio iplayer's volume, goes up to eleven
some of the older lot might understand that