Epic fail

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

I have never seen a Kiwi open a bottle with a bottle opener. They get taught this shit in school. Lighters, another bottle, fish slice, teeth.

Opining skills, eh.