Epic fail

I decided that rather than using a bottle opener on my bottle of guiness i'd try and do like the mum does in 'Once were warriors' where she whacks it off with a kitchen fish slice and looks really cool....I was all happy cos i thought i'd done it too...until i realised i'd cut the end of the bottle clean off instead....the top inch of it was still fastened to the bottle top on the floor.....oops! :)

I haven't seen once were warriors but if you slid the fish slice up the bottle neck towards the cap (and probably hit the glass crown bit that bumps out) then you've essentially just done what French soldiers used to do with their sabres to open champagne bottles, which is much cooler.. Win