How is it Polis can only speak in the past tense on those Pig Watch shows? 'He's gone over a set of Reds, I've followed him, he's gone for a decamp after which I've gone to block the passenger door, but he's got away.........he's literally made a run for it, so I literally gave chase....'
it's "it's just English" here, Giz..
that's the present perfect tense.