Argh! Help! Parents!

@Pifko: it's only cos i can't fit headsets & bb's. I could have done the front brake myself, but she insisted the shop did it.

...we'll have a talk this evening when my dad gets back...

Any one got any advice?

Well, it's one day later.

How did the talk go?

Why can't you fit BB's and headsets?

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Why don't you agree with your mum, put a freewheel on the back, ride it as a singlespeed for a while, in two months time swap the freewheel out for a cog - she won't even notice...

Did they dress you like a girl??? Did they make you play with fucking dolls?!?

hey...wtf...they stopped me doing shit like that and made me dress like a cowboy?...

a dress over chaps and pistols any day...well...depends what day...

Well, it's one day later.

How did the talk go?

He's still on the naughty step ;)

"And no Internet for the rest of the week..."

Spoilt brat. Do as you're told and go clean that pit of a room.

What's happened to you, Mark? Have the dots eaten all the letters? ;P

Agreed. HTFU.

When I was about 5 years old, my mum put pigtails in my hair and dressed me in a dress.

She got the video camera out and made me say things like "Hello mummy, my names Antoinette"

Bint.

Ha!

Prizes for the person who finds the video and posts it on the Inntrwebz.

http://www.loraj.com/davidschwimmer/story.htm

No pics but I think Balki is Ross Geller and I claim my 5 pounds.
[LEFT]*Born In 1967, Ross was raised in a suburb outside of New York City with his younger sister Monica. Ross was clearly the favorite child, to his parents, he was the Prince. When he wasn't busy teasing his chunky younger sister, he was busy dressing up in his mothers clothes and having tea parties with Monica's dolls. "I am Bea, I drink tea, wont you dance around with me..." he would sing. **[/LEFT]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me2RoEm2Gsw&feature=related"]YouTube
- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

6:30 onwards.

£5.00 thank you very much.

http://www.loraj.com/davidschwimmer/story.htm

No pics but I think Balki is Ross Geller and I claim my 5 pounds.

Born In 1967*, Ross was raised in a suburb outside of New York City with his younger sister Monica. Ross was clearly the favorite child, to his parents, he was the Prince. When he wasn't busy teasing his chunky younger sister, he was busy dressing up in his mothers clothes and having tea parties with Monica's dolls. "I am Bea, I drink tea, wont you dance around with me..." he would sing.

That's not Antoinette, that's Bea. You've got the wrong little girl.

The names were changed to protect the rest of his family. I assure you that, that is Balki.

No, no, I can quite clearly hear the little girl saying that she's called Bea. You're not trying to say that she's been dubbed, are you?

what exactly is it that your mum find it dangerous anyway?

B is for Balki.

Reason number 1,762 not to have children.

B is for Balki.

Fail. Little Antoinette wasn't on the forum yet back then and didn't have a username.

what exactly is it that your mum find it dangerous anyway?

If we rearrange these words can we make a coherent sentence?

Reason number 1,762 not to have children.

Enlighten me, please.

1. Not getting any action
   

1. Not getting any action
   

Are you trying to chat up a minor? You could sent down for grooming.

1. Not getting any action
   

That's the easy and fun bit.

weeps