The fixie-vision sticker contest

^ in the style of the original uber medallions of course ;)

someone at the ecmcs had stickers that said:

"the only trick worth doing on a track bike is going fast"

My messenger bag
haz no messages

National Hipster Society

With a little NHS logo above ;)

fuck yeah!

National Hipster Society

With a little NHS logo above ;)

+1, I remember the tshirt you showed me!

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"my other ride is your mum"

+1

I'm a fixie skidder - your mum won't like me.

My other bike is a bike

I've got a Skidsophrenia.

Saddles are good for your gooch.

MORE beers, less gears

Following obama: "Chains we can believe in"

"Word to your mother".

probably the best SE lager in the world

i'm sure charlie the bike monger used the bob marley one on some stickers already.

Do a skid!

Fakenger? Surely some mistakenger.

"at least i don't work for jews"

what would jebus ride.

Tell me about it. I've been laying down some absolute gold, and nothing.

I may have to revert back to fart jokes and knob gags to please this crowd.

They are a tough crowd here, I write and produce all my own jokes and even handle the publishing side of stuff, I also supply 'blue' humour and racist jokes to several right wing members here - but it gets harder to work this market - everyone is laughing at the politicians and the police these days - I might have to follow you into the cock and bum market.

How about:

"Look at my big cock 'n' balls"

?

"I like tits"

"I done a shit"