Is it wrong?

I had a tender gooch one day so popped into a certain bike shop to pick up some padded cycling shorts. I tried the mediums and was no chance. I went for the large and ditched my man-panties for the padded shorts to go under my baggies.

As I handed over to the cashier the tag I had removed, I commented on the fact that they were a particularly firm fit, and that the extra miles I had been putting in must have made my thighs develop. It was at this point as I was admiring my legs that he exclaimed in a packed shop, "oooooh.... NOOOOOO! Those are for LADIES!"

Dark times.

Oh and this post is useless without pictures