2009-07-20 - Black Cab hit and run

If we're going to be doing mass generalisations I'd just like to add that all cyclists are cnuts. They don't pay any fucking road tax and yet think they own the road because they're 'saving the planet' - fuck off and choke on some mung beans. They cruise through red lights putting other decent law abiding drivers at serious risk, because they think they can get away with it - if indeed they think at all and aren't just so busy shuffling through their iPod for phat choonz in a calculated attempt to try and make themselves feel even cooler that they're simply oblivious to traffic lights and other funny aspects of road use like pedestrian-crossings. Because cyclists choose to magically become pedestrians, but with cool wheels, when riding dangerously close around people on a zebra crossing who are simply trying to get from one side of the road to the other and have the decency and responsibility to use an appropriate crossing rather than just launch themselves into the road, but do cyclists care or even give these people some space and just wait a few seconds for them to cross? Do they fuck. Just as the again become 'magical wheel feet pedestrians' when charging along a pavement scattering innocent peds because the cyclist is too 'stweet' to slow down or use the road at all if it's not to his or her liking.

And in summing up, just why are cyclists such cnuts I hear you say? Because they are the very essence of double-standards, worthy, pious, manipulative little shits who'll cry 'foul' when a car or any other vehicle that pays to use the roads dares to get too close to them. But will happily stick their fingers up at the laws of the road whenever it suits them, endangering themselves, other road users and pedestrians in one fell swoop.

I agree, except for the bit about 'road taxes.' I didn't think we had those....