... "it's real important to have a protective water-resistant layer or otherwise your ham sandwiches might get wet and soggy"..
... I can't get over the fact that you're a total douchebag and I wouldn't be surprised to see you riding your bike with a dildo in your bottleholder, just in case..but don't get upset, it's nothing personal..=) if you can take a dick, you can take a joke, right?
Haha, quality