How do you get over someone you still love?

"i can't stop lying to you so i have to end it now instead of dragging it out, it's the best thing for both of us"

"we have grown apart"

"we are kidding ourselves that things are great between us"

"why prolong a dying relationship when we both know it's not going anywhere"

"i'm bored of this shit and i want out. cos frankly the idea of spending another year with you gives me the fear"

You missed the rather quintessential "I was going to cheat on you but I'm too lazy to feel guilty about it. Can I give you a call next week?"