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Yeah, but its equally as likely to get returned due to the ridiculousnessness of the paintjob.

is a formula:
where r= ridculousnessness of the paintjob
and v= visibility
and s= stealability
and d=returnability:

as r increases v increases with it:
hence r=v
v and s are linked but due to the the fact that s has other factors such as:
l=locked upness
and i=idiot quota
it is not as linked as r and v.
hence
r= v= s x (i + l)

hence we can say that
s= r/(i+l)

also the returnability rises with increased ridiculousnessness but has the factors:
p= pervasiveness of the public conscious (i.e. how much of a show off you are)
and
z= laziness of the theif
and of course v

hence d= vzp

therefore:

d= vzp= s(i+l)zp

or s=d/(i+l)zp

Thus we can see the benefits and costs of having a ridiculous paintjob quite simply.

(this was taken from the textbook 'Completely bollocks maths can prove almost any point' written by Prof. D Wiesenbach and Dr. R Stude

edit whilst writing all that drivel 2 new lovely bikes have been put up.
very, very, very nice.

Golden post.

... i want to save the big light only for when it's really needed. Mounting the silver one there takes up no extra bar space. The knogs are just to make me extra visible or for when i'm in lit up areas.
...

Belt and braces on the lights, scott. Would love to see that on a dark road.

I gots mudguards now too...CTC here i come! :)

Nice!

Fiddy's been busy, nice work fella. the moser's bloomin marvellous as well as the Nag.

Pajamas, the PP is great. Ride it like the wind.
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