Current Projects chat and miscellany

saying that your bike is likely to get stolen if it have colourful wheels is hardly arguing lillpad!

Yeah, but its equally as likely to get returned due to the ridiculousnessness of the paintjob.

is a formula:
where r= ridculousnessness of the paintjob
and v= visibility
and s= stealability
and d=returnability:

as r increases v increases with it:
hence r=v
v and s are linked but due to the the fact that s has other factors such as:
l=locked upness
and i=idiot quota
it is not as linked as r and v.
hence
r= v= s x (i + l)

hence we can say that
s= r/(i+l)

also the returnability rises with increased ridiculousnessness but has the factors:
p= pervasiveness of the public conscious (i.e. how much of a show off you are)
and
z= laziness of the theif
and of course v

hence d= vzp

therefore:

d= vzp= s(i+l)zp

or s=d/(i+l)zp

Thus we can see the benefits and costs of having a ridiculous paintjob quite simply.

(this was taken from the textbook 'Completely bollocks maths can prove almost any point' written by Prof. D Wiesenbach and Dr. R Stude

edit whilst writing all that drivel 2 new lovely bikes have been put up.
very, very, very nice.