Wanted: A single speed road bike!

I like tortoises.
for an SS, your best bet is Bay-E.
buy some shitty roadbike, remove gears (except for a suitable front chainring and rear cog (sprocket) ratio)
use spacers to get chainline right
leave brakes on.
Piss on the bike to mark your territory.
Dig a hole in the back yard and bury it.
Refind it again, read calvin and hobbes.
Then buy some beer.
Drink said beer, in a generally drinking way.
Eat some cheese (or if your vegan tempeh?)
Then have some more beer, look at your bike, check to see if your territory is still marked, if not repeat the peeing stage.
Then go for a ride up and down your street.
then return to the forum and post a pic of you rubbing your new whip.

Oh and you don't need to be a 'bmxer' to know what a park rat is, its not an exclusive term now is it?

Oh yeah and just for good measure:

You're a cunt.
or Are you?
Or am i a cunt?
or Am i?

I know hippy is a cunt.
Fuck i'm bored of this degree.
at least no matter what at the end of this week it's done.
Oh yeah, right now, and I mean this very second, yes now, go eat some cocopops*.

• unless you're a racist in which case subsitute Rice Crispies.
  
  

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