Fact of the day

That may be as it may be. At any rate, they bang on about things much more efficiently than other nations.

In a singularly Teutonic manner...

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

Syphilis was "the French disease" on this side of the channel and "the English disease" over there.

1 day contact lens and 2 week contact lens are exactly the same.

Other inventions for which Germany can claim credit include Tuesdays, sheep and wood.

"Gina Gs" were a low-cut pair of lederhosen-like breeches worn by Bavarian housewives in the early 1900s. Typically they would be worn with a loose-fitting buttonless blouse of a light, embroidered material, for domestic chores, beer drinking and street time trials.

1) Fireworks work underwater, including in the bath!

2) Mopping cordite stains off the ceiling when you have to leave your flat is really hard.

"Gina Gs" were a low-cut pair of lederhosen-like breeches worn by Bavarian housewives in the early 1900s. Typically they would be worn with a loose-fitting buttonless blouse of a light, embroidered material, for domestic chores, beer drinking and street time trials.

lie!
they were drinking cider!

lie!
they were drinking cider!

They probably talk like hillbilly.

Poking badgers with spoons will make them shit gold nuggets. Try it if you don't beleive me.

The Seldom Killer accepts no responsibility for a badger's inability to shit gold nuggets upon pokage or any injury incurred, including, but not limited to, badger related injuries and spoon related injuries. Your statutory rights are not affected by this fact, which is like completely true and stuff.

Although there are 6 people from my office currently off sick with flu like symptoms, only one is receiving tamiflu. so the office won't be closing for a week. just so you know.

'Pajamas' are actually spelt 'pyjamas'.

People who sleep naked live seven years longer, on average, than those who wear pyjamas.

People who sleep naked have to change their sheets, on average, 7 times faster than those who observe basic hygiene rituals.

fact: sharks only attack you if you are wet.

true story

People who sleep naked are seven times more likely to have someone to share the task of changing sheets.

Snow White is seven times more likely.............. no, forget it!

'Pajamas' are actually spelt 'pyjamas'.

"'Pajamas' is actually spelt 'pyjamas'."

except 'pajamas' is correct too. we went through this way back, me and shinscar.

People who sleep naked have to change their sheets, on average, 7 times faster than those who observe basic hygiene rituals.

Like changing sheets?

The speed of Light is 186,000 miles per second. :)

On average. a queen-sized cotton sheet contains enough dried skin after two weeks of a couple's bedroom activity to make a baby-like effigy and pretend it's alive.

pope john paul II was actually a harlem globetrotter

"'Pajamas' is actually spelt 'pyjamas'."

except 'pajamas' is correct too. we went through this way back, me and shinscar.

Terribly sorry for being a 'newbie'. I will go and kill myself over in the corner for your delectation.

Are they not plural, then, like troosers?

Like changing sheets?

That's a movable feast, Oliver. Wearing undergarments next to one's nether regions is NON-NEGOTIABLE.

On average. a queen-sized cotton sheet contains enough dried skin after two weeks of a couple's bedroom activity to make a baby-like effigy and pretend it's alive.

2 weeks???

Fucking hell.... I think Im having triplets!

Terribly sorry for being a 'newbie'. I will go and kill myself over in the corner for your delectation.

Are they not plural, then, like troosers?

no please don't kill yourself over the spelling of pajamas, there's room for both spellings.

btw you say troosers, I say troisers... guess that's what makes the world go round.