Yeah it wasa fucking blitchin ride to work man, I like fucked up four pigs as I bunnyhopped over them, before entering the Whoreditch area, then I was like eat my rubber bitches as I was wallriding skyscrapers just like Ruben alcantara/leather/suede (delete as appropriate) in that famoush movie innit, and then I saw Ruben as I flew into rabbisgate past RBS, and he was like dude that was f-in sick, I didn't realize you could do shit like that on a fixie bro, and I was like yeah man its true innit, as long as you learn how to skid first you is da baddest man on da block, and den you can start doin dem bmx tricks like you do, an he was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat i'm gettin a fixie, and I was like safe blad, don't forget your foot retention though, should be able to get power straps on your fly pedals yeah.*
Yeah it wasa fucking blitchin ride to work man, I like fucked up four pigs as I bunnyhopped over them, before entering the Whoreditch area, then I was like eat my rubber bitches as I was wallriding skyscrapers just like Ruben alcantara/leather/suede (delete as appropriate) in that famoush movie innit, and then I saw Ruben as I flew into rabbisgate past RBS, and he was like dude that was f-in sick, I didn't realize you could do shit like that on a fixie bro, and I was like yeah man its true innit, as long as you learn how to skid first you is da baddest man on da block, and den you can start doin dem bmx tricks like you do, an he was like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat i'm gettin a fixie, and I was like safe blad, don't forget your foot retention though, should be able to get power straps on your fly pedals yeah.*