List of people that Object needs to slap

You wouldn't make it passed my security detail. They'd have you minced and served to me in pie form before you hit Action.

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You're fucked now..
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/smileys.html
Two things;

Firstly, you eat too much anyway.
Secondly, I'm perfectly capable of mincing without the aid of your security.