Explain your username

You name is not branston?

correct my name is not branston - what a clever boy you are!

Do you know which one, if not you may be in a bit of a relish.

i thought if i sandwitched some true and false statement together it would make for more entertaining reading.

You should try and take it as a condiment.

But i do, a-dressing me this way is most pleasurable.