Which is better?

So, for example, were I to start shitting in your garden you'd think less well of me? Very fickle, some people.

I'm sure I could bottle it, and sell it on for a profit. So next time you find youself (lost on a rock) in my garden please feel free. Alternatively ring the bell and you can poo directly into the jars in the recycling box.
They'll fetch a higher price without bits of grass.