10 rules to (sic) riding a fixie

Read it again - someone's finally made an intelligent point...

Originally posted by scarlettp on bikeradar:
I think the original post in that lfgss thread was poking fun at a '10 rules to driving a black cab' thread made on the same day: a pointless piece of prejudice, labelling all cabbies as aggressive incompetents - made by a hipster fixie type person.

I'd say there's a lot of common ground between hybrids and the contemporary generic fixie anyway. They're both semi-upright bikes with slick tyres, predominantly used for commuting.

All this tribalism seems like a way of creating an outlet for pent up road rage. I think rather than racing around Richmond Park, we should all get together down there for a massive orgy.

You couldn't possibly mean this one, could you?