Dickheads selling wank

Fiddy dorra

50 dorrah.

me love you long time.

Dov came quicker tham me!

i heard asm has loads, in all different colours.

50? Pffft...

I bought wank for half that last week. You're havin a larf.

'E's 'avin' a larf!!

Ebeneezer Goode

50? Pffft...

I bought a wank last week..

You are Hugh grant and I claim my £5.

That man is my fucking hero!

He has actually managed to convince women that a bumbling idiot/childish thirty something is actually attractive.

Good on that man. I'd be fucked otherwise.

EDIT: some women

Watch it, lot of cameramen on this forum, they may not agree with Hugh's stance on kicking them in the nuts

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Can anyone manage smaller than this?

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread20587.html

Both those videos annoy me for so many reasons. Poor wizard.

Both those videos annoy me for so many reasons. Poor wizard.

He wizard done by

Could almost spell the end of him.

Anyway, shouldnt have been wand-ering around naked

He cauldron tried to run away.

Maybe he was newt o it all.

...he hadn't had a chance to get familiar

Should have tried to keep it all under his hat.

Have you noticed that it's really hard to think of puns involving the word "abracadabra"?

Ha!!! I was trying that before. Came up donuts.

abracadabra they will reach out and grab ya.

not to veer off topic or anything, but could anyone tell me why the dickhead selling the wank would take a picture of a cable-tie? i hope someone wins this for 99 p.

Fuck. You almost deserve to get ripped off if you don't bother to check the pictures.

my flatmate stacked it on one of these a few weeks ago, more of endoed not a huge crash and bent the forks right back into his frame... piece o' shit, but i am happy the guy is noting the superior quality cable-tie the factory uses....