So, like, can you help me pump up my tyres, baby?

I like JayGee's idea. Sends his missus off on a cycle maintenance course while he goes to the track.

All things being equal a bird who knows one end of a tyre lever from the other has got to be a better bet.

Now if the bint knows cycle maintenance and massage, she's deffo a keeper.

Men are devious and foolishly use WD40 on their bikes and GT85 on the bearings. Ladies, run away!

(my course was really good by the way. Funny to see the guys booked themselves straight into the intermediate course but didn't know half of what was covered in the basic one, oh and arrived 1h30 late...)