So, like, can you help me pump up my tyres, baby?

Not the sort of thing a real "crazyjames' would do. A real crazy would climb on top of them whilst they're bending over struggling with their bike and make antelope noises with your genitals proudly on show.

Tsk tsk.

Well with Charlotte being a keen archer, and an avid contributor to the knife appreciation thread....You'd have to be crazier than me to even contemplate that!