So, like, can you help me pump up my tyres, baby?

What about the guys that are just nice people stopping to see if you need to borrow any tools or something? I'd never be so rude as to walk up to someone
(male or female) and take a spanner out of their hand!
But if someone offers help/tools are you really going to react in such an angry manner, i've stopped plenty of times and asked people if they need a hand or any tools when I see a cyclist at the side of the road experiencing mechanical issues, not "to pull" but just cos I like to help my fellow cyclists out where possible.

Not the sort of thing a real "crazyjames' would do. A real crazy would climb on top of them whilst they're bending over struggling with their bike and make antelope noises with your genitals proudly on show.

Tsk tsk.