Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Really just a rant brought on by some rain the other week. Got stuck in filtering through traffic on Embankment behind some guy without fenders. Was close up behind because I was trying to get passed him, but shitty traffic and treacherous road conditions made it very difficult going so I spent far to long stuck up his drain pipe getting covered in shit.

Lesson to self... always rubber up when riding up someones drainpipe