I hate

I hate it when a friend in need flops on your couch for 'just two days', they stay for five, you've listened to their moany shit the whole time while they get paralytic on red wine, you've helped them find a flat (and a fucking job, FFS!?!) then they fuck off to said new flat without doing their dishes or tidying up before leaving... I just fucking hate people... And my flatmate, cuz he's a fucking idiot... I need to move out so bad... Far, far away...
And the taxman, of course... Again...

move in with Fiddy and me.. its the future