Food

I beg to differ, MOC has a garlic obsession, which at times makes it offensive to actually go near him let alone kiss him. My mum to compound matters bought him a 'garlic lovers kit' for xmas this year, however it came with a packet of green cardomon pods, even with the most epic of garlic breath, he chews one for a bit (he says they make him produce an inordinate amount of saliva) spits it out, then he has nice a nice kissable non garlic face again.

its seriously rather good.

I will believe you, in that case. You know, I eat a shit load of garlic and it's never even occurred to me it might cause offence to an intimate acquaintance. Ah well. Fuck 'em :)