Football

He used to be in our youth team but I think injuries, combined with going off the boil slightly has pushed him out of the pecking order, especially with Barry playing in his position

You can have Lescott in a straight swap with Robinho, we'll throw in Tony Hibbert too

The days of you and Judas Kendall robbing us are gone mate. And Johnson's problems are not injuries, but some dubious lifestyle choices.