• I once had a long drama with Parcelforce about a BMX that they repeatedly failed to deliver and eventually left with a "neighbour" (i.e. an unidentified local business some distance away).

    Anyway. Made several trips to the local sorting office. On one of these expeditions the kindly old postie told me that they were "useless bastards", and that they had once delivered two small valves to that office but somehow "lost" the third item in the delivery - a full sized boiler.

    Even the Royal Mail thinks Parcelforce is a joke.

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