2009-05-31 Sun - Bright Times Vol 1. Bar Story SE15 4QL 4 til Late

He was there, you didn't recognise him because he had inexplicably covered his face with red paint.

lies.

He said that was a reaction to a rare steak. I reckon he hadn't actually killed the cow at the time.

lies.

So explain your smooch with the Japanese geezer...

horrible lies.

it is all true. I look like that little girl on mars that guesses arnie's star sign in total recall

not lies.

"six mojitos all for me!"
-anonymous circular pasta product

more fucking lies.
i only drank 5 of them.